breadclubrising:

[Note: as this transcription was not performed live, any incidents outside of Ibushi’s match have not been captured.]

● “I’m so excited. The only thing more exciting for me than Tokyo Latina [Pieter] is when I see Kota Ibushi. My god. Jesus. I’ve got the vapors. I’m getting very moist, here.”

● “My god, he’s an Adonis.”

● Callis: “Can you just, for once, Scoutmaster Kevin, admit that Kota Ibushi is gorgeous?” [Note: Kevin Kelly was in no way commenting on Ibushi’s appearance or indeed anything at all regarding Ibushi.] 

Kelly: I would not-deny that in a heartbeat. He is beautiful!”

Callis: Okay, good. Chris [Charlton], nothing?

Charlton: He is a wonderful human being.

Callis: [laughs] What are you, some kinda stalker?” 

● “You know, my concern for Kota, with some of these potential matchups is, what if they do something to his face? That would be awful.”

● “He touched my hand! He touched my hand Kevin! I’m not washing this.”