themountedperfumier:

solivar:

knightstlkr:

phedre13:

mythaeological:

charlesoberonn:

tredlocity:

you: oh noooo

them: nooo 😦

you: thats so saddd

them: I KNOWWW

you: oh nooo why are we doing this

them: i dont knowwww

Alternatively:

Them: That’s so sad

Me: I know

Them: Now hurt them more

Me: I will

Them: Amazing

@thepartyresponsible

Them: So you know what I just thought about? *rambling description of thing that will rip out both our hearts*

Me: oh you bastard.

Me: HOW DARE

Me: when we doing this

@valiantlyhomo

This is approximately every single strategy session I’ve ever had with @allthemarvelousrage

@mitchtheficus