jimdrugfree:

“This” is the SD women’s title, @MsCharlotteWWE. I left home for “this” at 17, I broke ground for “this” in Japan and Europe while you were playing volleyball and getting a tan. I have built my life around “this” – so you’re damn right I’m coming for “this.” And you. Be ready.

Joey Ryan faking his own death, announcing he’s alive by entering All In with a small army of giant inflatable penises, pouring oil all over himself and then just- just fucking POSING! JUST STANDING THERE POSING!!! Is maybe the most extra thing that’s ever happened